A prisoner was about to be executed. Just befo

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
Submited in : Jokes SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




A sweet demand by a kid. He was beaten up

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Submited in : Jokes SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




What is more Useful After it is Broken? ?

What is more Useful After it is Broken?

?

An Egg. :-)


Which is the most Shocking City?

?

Electri-city. :-)

Name Two Things You can never Eat Before Breakfast?

?

Dinner & Lunch. :-)

How many Great Men were Born in Pakistan?

?

None,

Only babies Were Born. :-)

If Your clock Strikes 13, What times it is?

?

Time to buy a New Clock. :-) Submited in : Jokes SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take


New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
Submited in : Jokes SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




Heart Touching Lines By A True Lover 2 Hs

Heart Touching Lines By

A True Lover 2 Hs Luv-


"In My Dream U R Mine.

But In My Lyf U R My Dream!!"
Submited in : Love SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




Kisi nazuk se lamhay main.. Kisi din shaam

Kisi nazuk se lamhay main..

Kisi din shaam se pehle...

Agar main chupke se tere kaanon main yeh keh doon...

Ke mujhe tumse mohabbat hai...

To tum naraz mat hona...

Faqat itna tum karna...

Mujhe baahon main le ke tum...

Meri aankhon main aankhain dal kar...

Mere baalon ko sehla kar...

Bas itna keh dena...



TUM PYAR ke laayaq nahin...


SaiN
Submited in : Love Stories SMS
Submitted By Faizan From Karachi,Pakistan ( 03212617637 )




aik pathan ne aik pathan se pocha k to kon ha to p

aik pathan ne aik pathan se pocha k to kon ha to pathan ne kaha ka ma pathan hon to dosra pthan bola wah kia bat ha ma be pathan hoonnnn Submited in : Funny SMS
Submitted By Kashif mehmood From islamabad ( 3215599720 )




kab kon kisi ka hota h sub jhoty rishty naaty hain

kab kon kisi ka hota h sub jhoty rishty naaty hain sub dil rakhny ki batian hain sub aasi roop chuopaty hain ikhlas se khali loog yahan lafzoon se teer chalaty hain ik bar nigahoon m aa kar phir saari umer rulaty hain chalo aao jis ne dokha diya h DaiM aaj hum us ko hi bhool jaty hain Submited in : Funny SMS
Submitted By Kamran Habib From islamabad ( 3155515550 )




Mohabbat ka junun baqi nahin musalmanon mein khun

Mohabbat ka junun baqi nahin musalmanon mein khun baqi nahin hai safen kaj,dil pareshan, sajda bezuk k jazba-e-andrun baqi nahin hai ragon mein lahu baqi nahin hai wo dil, wo awaz baqi nahin hai namaz-o-roza-o-qurbani-o-haj ye sab baqi hai tu baqi nahin hai Submited in : Poetry SMS
Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shp ( 03337285900 )




Mumkin hai ke tu jisko samajhata hai baharan auron

Mumkin hai ke tu jisko samajhata hai baharan auron ki nigahon mein wo mausam ho khizan ka hai sil-sila ehwal ka har lahja dagargun se salek-rah fikr na kar sudo-zayan ka shayad k zamin hai wo kisi aur jahan ki tu jisko samajhta hai falak apne jahan ka.. Submited in : Poetry SMS
Submitted By Rizwan jani From Shp ( 03337285900 )