wife: bus karo rat k 12
Monday, November 9th, 2009

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai

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Bacha Nikal jaega
Monday, November 9th, 2009

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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Six Answeres
Monday, November 9th, 2009

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

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Sexy Chai Banao
Monday, November 9th, 2009

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

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I serve needy
Monday, November 9th, 2009

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

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Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Monday, November 9th, 2009

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

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