ab batao mila?
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai.
TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,
Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,
Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.
Guess What?
Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga. akher kar yeh faisla hua ke jo dusre mulk ke sub se zaida maa bheno ko chood kar aaye ga woh unda paye ga .
Phele bare Pakistan ke aye "Pakistan ke sare murd hindustan gaye or un ke maa bheno ko chood kar aa gaye"
Dosre bare hindustan ke aaye to pakistanio ne kha chalo unda tum he rakh lo.
PAKISTAN ZINDA BAAD
Child: Papa heart ki kitni tangain
hoti hain?
Papa: Ek bhi nhi beta
Child:Phir aap raat ko kyn keh rahe
thay k,
SWEET HEART tangain Upr kro...?
Girl"s father: Me nhi chata meri
baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe
k saath guzaar de.
Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha
se le jaane aaya hoon
There are 233 Sms in this category and 24 Pages and you are at 2 page.
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai.
TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,
Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,
Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.
Guess What?
Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga. akher kar yeh faisla hua ke jo dusre mulk ke sub se zaida maa bheno ko chood kar aaye ga woh unda paye ga .
Phele bare Pakistan ke aye "Pakistan ke sare murd hindustan gaye or un ke maa bheno ko chood kar aa gaye"
Dosre bare hindustan ke aaye to pakistanio ne kha chalo unda tum he rakh lo.
PAKISTAN ZINDA BAAD
Child: Papa heart ki kitni tangain
hoti hain?
Papa: Ek bhi nhi beta
Child:Phir aap raat ko kyn keh rahe
thay k,
SWEET HEART tangain Upr kro...?
Girl"s father: Me nhi chata meri
baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe
k saath guzaar de.
Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha
se le jaane aaya hoon
There are 233 Sms in this category and 24 Pages and you are at 2 page.