Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai









Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.





1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"A. Muqeet" Sirf Mera he...
;-)






Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....







yar ye dekh























































































kese ne blank sms
bhej dia ha
ye koi insaniat ha





papu naha raha tha

acanak aek larki bna btaie a gai
papu wese he baher a gia
larki
uff kuch to pahen aou
papu bhag ke gia our






























"chaper" phen aya





1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya





sardar. bagum ki pia hay auoo pia hay
sardar. roz auoo pia kiday sabzi bi pa landy kar
bagum. parosi roz a day janda hay tay pa lay dhi hay






I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......





Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo





Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)









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