Pathan found a monkey
Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Pathan found a monkey n took it to police station.
Inspector: Isay zoo le jao
Next day he saw the pathan with the monkey at a bus stop
Inspector: Mai ne kaha tha isay zoo lejana?
Pathan: Kul main isay zoo legaya tha bara maza aya
aj hum dono film daikhne ja rahe hain

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Gift you N-73
Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray 73 hain:-D

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Go,Went,Gone…!
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.
Student:
oo gya..!
oo nas gya…!
oo pharo endi phen nu…! :p

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Maa ka doodh….!
Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Maa ka doodh pia hai to neechay aa.
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Ek baap ki aulaad hai to upar ja.

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Aaj k Din
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
‘James Hawk’
ne DHAKKAN banaya tha
to maine socha har DHAKKAN ko Happy Birthday
Bol du

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Patakha jo thi ab wo bam ho gyi hai
Monday, April 6th, 2009

Karishma ye shadi ka dekho tou AALAM
Patakha jo thi ab wo bam ho gyi hai
ye phela hai manzar faqat chay (6) baras mai
KANASTER se ab wo DRAM ho gyi hai

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