which flower do u like
Monday, April 6th, 2009

American: which flower do u like?
Iraqi: Rose
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it.
Afghani: Chambeli
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it
Pakstani: CACTUS..
Ab saaf kar Bharwe

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Over speed and Wrong Turn
Monday, April 6th, 2009

Pathan ki shadi lady traffic police officer se hui,
Sobha pathan say doston ne pocha
rat ko kia hua,
Pathan: Us ne raat ko mere 2 chalaan kaaty..
1 over speed Or 2 wrong side entry.

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B se Better
Monday, April 6th, 2009

B se Better,
B se Best,
B se Brave,
B se Beneficient,
pr B se itnay b busy na ho jana k
B se humay bhol he jao, ….
samjhe B se,….
“Bhosri kay”

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In Pathano se dushmani
Monday, April 6th, 2009

In Pathano se dushmani achi nai zardari
.
.
.
Tera Bilawal Jawaan he kuch to sharam kar..!

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Soja DIPLOMA soja
Monday, April 6th, 2009

aik Budiya aik Bache se: Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: Aap ne Ise Diploma q KahA ..?
DadI: Meri Beti College se DIPLOMA lene gaye thi,
Ye LekaR Aaye HaY..!

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Airhostess ne Thapar Q mara
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Officer: Tumhay Airhostess ne Thapar Q mara?
Sardar: uski Qamiz Hips mai ghusi the,
maine bahir nikali to woh GhuSsa Hogaye!
to maine Wapas Ander Daal di..:)

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