Date per bohot hans rahi thi Faraz…
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Aaj woh Date per bohot hans rahi thi Faraz…
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Us ke jane ke baad pata chala ke meri Zip khuli thi..

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Baba larki nahi set hoti
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

7 peer chatai pe bethay
thay
1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha
Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.

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bachhe shararti kyun hote hain
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Ek admi dusre admi se
“ye bachhe itne
shararti kyun
hote hain ”
Dusra bola
” Jo cheez banti
sharaRat se hai
woh sharif kaise
ho sakte hai

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Khauf Aur Darr ka Aik Waqiya
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Khauf Aur Darr ka Aik Waqiya!!
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Do pathan aik saath naha rahe thay
ke
Sabun gir gaya.
Magar dono mein se kisi ne
Jhuk ke sabun uthane ki himmat nahi ki.

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ladki mein sab se pehlay
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Girl: Tum ladki mein sab se pehlay kia dekhte ho
Boy: Ye to depend karta hay…
k larki aa rahi hay
ya
Jaa rahi hay

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A lady was kissing a lion
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..
Ring master asked can anyone do this?
Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun hai,
main aata hun lekin pehlay Lion ko hata do..:p

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