Do din kyu nahi Aaye
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

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Mallika Ka Letter
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Incom tax Officer Hans Raha Tha
Clerk: Kya Hua
Officer: Mallika Ka Letter Hai
Clerk:To?
Officer: Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill 1 Lac Banaya Hai

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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!

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Most Dangerous Game
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Ek larki dosri Larki se…
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa hay..?
2nd girl:
Har woh game jo Larkon ke sath khela jaey,
Woh bhi Andheray mein

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Tujh se Shaadi kar k Pachta raha Hun
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Train main ek husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: Wao Wao Wao!!!

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Aajse har Ladki ko Maa Samjhunga
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

My New Year Resolution:
Mei aaj kasam khaata hu..
Ki Aajse har Ladki ko Maa Samjhunga
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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki …:p