Sardar ka gift biwi k liye
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Sardar bivi k liay phool laya
Bivi ne khush ho kr apne kapre utare or tangein khol kr bister pe late Gae
Sardar:
Hairat se?
Ghar me guldaan nahi ???????

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A lady was kissing a lion
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..
Ring master asked can anyone do this?
Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun hai,
main aata hun lekin pehlay Lion ko hata do..:p

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Do din kyu nahi Aaye
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?
Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

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Sardar apni balcony main
Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.

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