Banta:Agar hume koi musibat ho to hume kisk paas jaana chahiye?
Santa:Kisan ke pass..
Banta:Kyun???
Santa:Kyunki kisan ke paas "HAL" hota hai..





my body and soul is very thristy
my moon of your love


smaj aye nahi?
fsc kete honde te ande na















































mera tun man pyasa chana way tere pyar da






If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say tum bohat khobsuratho
smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
kunka mazaiq ki bhi ak had hoti ha.....






1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya





na din ko sakoon , na raat ko chain..
bas younis fan, younis fan..

03314409623





I Love you.
I Love You.
i love You.
i love You.
i love You.
i love You.
Donot worry i know other alphabets too





ab to dukan per bhi
yeh board lag gaye hain
chini mang ker sharminda na karen
chini aik jang hai
is liye band hai
namak shauk se
chini agle chowk se


usma hafeez (tony jaa)





1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya





Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA Kr K Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!






1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???


is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy









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