Funny SMS
Teacher:
Shadi kai waqat Dulahy kou Ghoray Pai kyoun Bithaya jata hai?
Student;
Last warning die jati hai kai aab bhie waqt hai bhaag ja
Agar Raat kou Koi chaahat kie Had Kardai :
Aur Muhabbat Sai Aap Ki Gardan Par Kiss Kardai:
Aur Karwat Badalnai Par Majboor karadai :
Tou Yaqinan Ye ;
Machar Hie Hoga
Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I"m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
pathan khudkoshi per takreer kr rha tha
jazbati ho kar khny laga khudkoshi haram hy
gunh hy zulm hy
insan apny aap ko goli mar ly
1pathan:yr tumara abbu ktnay sal kah hy
2pathan:jitnah kah main
1pathan:who keasay
2pathan:yr jab main pahdah howah tabhi to who abbu banah
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don"t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram"s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna"a birth place, Jail.
bus itna hi kaha tha k men barso ka piysa hon FARAZ
us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motor chala di
santa train ka driver ban gaya,pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.kyuki hr phatak pr train rok kr puchta tha ki bhai g ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,
seetiyan to tum phir b martay ho:-D
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 4 page.
Teacher:
Shadi kai waqat Dulahy kou Ghoray Pai kyoun Bithaya jata hai?
Student;
Last warning die jati hai kai aab bhie waqt hai bhaag ja
Agar Raat kou Koi chaahat kie Had Kardai :
Aur Muhabbat Sai Aap Ki Gardan Par Kiss Kardai:
Aur Karwat Badalnai Par Majboor karadai :
Tou Yaqinan Ye ;
Machar Hie Hoga
Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I"m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
pathan khudkoshi per takreer kr rha tha
jazbati ho kar khny laga khudkoshi haram hy
gunh hy zulm hy
insan apny aap ko goli mar ly
1pathan:yr tumara abbu ktnay sal kah hy
2pathan:jitnah kah main
1pathan:who keasay
2pathan:yr jab main pahdah howah tabhi to who abbu banah
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don"t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram"s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna"a birth place, Jail.
bus itna hi kaha tha k men barso ka piysa hon FARAZ
us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motor chala di
santa train ka driver ban gaya,pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.kyuki hr phatak pr train rok kr puchta tha ki bhai g ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,
seetiyan to tum phir b martay ho:-D
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 4 page.