santa ko sapne me kisi ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak santa bank nhi gaya . q ki bank me likha tha "HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HKIQAT ME BADALTE HAI"
Brain will work every time in 24 hrs, 365 days from your birth 2 till your death. But when it will stop???????
GUESS
At d time of d EXAMINATION
mehboob ke na ane se ladka aisa bhadka
wah wah
mehboob ke na ane se ladka aisa bhadka
jaise
degi mirch ka tadka ang ang fadka
garmi ka mosam hai,ayegi ab keri
wah wah
garmi ka mosam hai, ayegi ab keri
main barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jaye meri
LOVE
.
.
Is like an Electronic Product,
But...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Made In CHINA
No Warranty, No Guarantee...!
Chalay To Chaand Tak,
Nahi To Shaam Tak...
What is the difference
between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don"t need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that"ll be a story!!
Tamam student se appeal ki jate hai ke apne result aane se phele apne ghar ke sab CHAPAL,JUTE,BELT,JHADU, HANGER,BELT, ETC... chupade. -SSF ( SAVE STUDENT FEDRATION )
Biology ki teacher: can u tell me exactly where is ur heart? . All girls shouted loudly "faizan" (5zan) ke pass!...MADAM smiled & said :..:mera bhi".. how nice of it.....
gee kerta hai k kara ker k tumaray hath main pukra doon aur tum hath hila hila k kethay raho iss percham k saiy talay hum aik hain hum aik hain.
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 3 page.
Brain will work every time in 24 hrs, 365 days from your birth 2 till your death. But when it will stop???????
GUESS
At d time of d EXAMINATION
mehboob ke na ane se ladka aisa bhadka
wah wah
mehboob ke na ane se ladka aisa bhadka
jaise
degi mirch ka tadka ang ang fadka
garmi ka mosam hai,ayegi ab keri
wah wah
garmi ka mosam hai, ayegi ab keri
main barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jaye meri
LOVE
.
.
Is like an Electronic Product,
But...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Made In CHINA
No Warranty, No Guarantee...!
Chalay To Chaand Tak,
Nahi To Shaam Tak...
What is the difference
between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don"t need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that"ll be a story!!
Tamam student se appeal ki jate hai ke apne result aane se phele apne ghar ke sab CHAPAL,JUTE,BELT,JHADU, HANGER,BELT, ETC... chupade. -SSF ( SAVE STUDENT FEDRATION )
Biology ki teacher: can u tell me exactly where is ur heart? . All girls shouted loudly "faizan" (5zan) ke pass!...MADAM smiled & said :..:mera bhi".. how nice of it.....
gee kerta hai k kara ker k tumaray hath main pukra doon aur tum hath hila hila k kethay raho iss percham k saiy talay hum aik hain hum aik hain.
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 3 page.