aik phatan nay G. Knowledge qestion papaer banaya
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.
Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai
Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?
Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?
Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??
Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai??
Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,
khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,
Pathan: khushi say,
acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.
1 gril ne army jion ke. kuch din bad 1 senior officer ne us say pocha
army ko kesa paya?
Gril: bus sir kya batao sara din yes sir yes sir And sari rat bus sir bus sir.
Arz Kya Hai.
Faakay Pe Faaka Ho Raha Hai.
Dhamakay Pe Dhamakay Ho Raha Hai.
Hukumat Kar Rahi Hai Mansooba Bandi.
Phir Bhi Rickshaw Main Bacha Ho Raha Hai.
5 Din Milay Zindgi k Magar?
Guzray he Thay abi 4 k 32 Chali Gai.
Kal Wapda k Daftar Meeting Thi Kuch Khas!
Honay Lagi Takraar k 32 Chali Gai.
Moat ki Tarah iska b wakt na Raha.
Eid ki Shopng or Bhra Baazar k 32 Chali Gai.
Skool time or Wapda ki zhaant?
Nashta honay Laga tyar k 32 Chali Gai.
Shadi Walay din Barray khush thay Hum!
Galay parnay lgay thay haar k 32 Chali Gai.
Zardari k baad Tareef k Qabil Wapda Walay.
Koi b ho Tehwaar k 32 Chali Gai.
32 Rahi toh Fir milen gay Janab!
Mahaawra badal Gaya Sarkar Q k.
32 Chali Gai.
larka: merey sath chalogi
larki: khan?
larka:jahan tm khao
larki :ok police station chaltey haen
larka: btao ab banda apni baji sy b mazak nai karskta
Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.
Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?
Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,
.
.
.
Bas Kar Mere "BAAP". :-)
BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER:- ek ladki face pe dupata bandke khadi thi,
vaha bus stand pe khade uncle ne kaha: chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
ladki ne kaha : papa mein hu..
pathan"s Leave
Application:
Dear sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other
Husband in the family to look
after her,
Kindly grant me leave for 1 day on
Sunday!
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 2 page.
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.
Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai
Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?
Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?
Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??
Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai??
Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,
khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,
Pathan: khushi say,
acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.
1 gril ne army jion ke. kuch din bad 1 senior officer ne us say pocha
army ko kesa paya?
Gril: bus sir kya batao sara din yes sir yes sir And sari rat bus sir bus sir.
Arz Kya Hai.
Faakay Pe Faaka Ho Raha Hai.
Dhamakay Pe Dhamakay Ho Raha Hai.
Hukumat Kar Rahi Hai Mansooba Bandi.
Phir Bhi Rickshaw Main Bacha Ho Raha Hai.
5 Din Milay Zindgi k Magar?
Guzray he Thay abi 4 k 32 Chali Gai.
Kal Wapda k Daftar Meeting Thi Kuch Khas!
Honay Lagi Takraar k 32 Chali Gai.
Moat ki Tarah iska b wakt na Raha.
Eid ki Shopng or Bhra Baazar k 32 Chali Gai.
Skool time or Wapda ki zhaant?
Nashta honay Laga tyar k 32 Chali Gai.
Shadi Walay din Barray khush thay Hum!
Galay parnay lgay thay haar k 32 Chali Gai.
Zardari k baad Tareef k Qabil Wapda Walay.
Koi b ho Tehwaar k 32 Chali Gai.
32 Rahi toh Fir milen gay Janab!
Mahaawra badal Gaya Sarkar Q k.
32 Chali Gai.
larka: merey sath chalogi
larki: khan?
larka:jahan tm khao
larki :ok police station chaltey haen
larka: btao ab banda apni baji sy b mazak nai karskta
Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.
Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?
Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,
.
.
.
Bas Kar Mere "BAAP". :-)
BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER:- ek ladki face pe dupata bandke khadi thi,
vaha bus stand pe khade uncle ne kaha: chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
ladki ne kaha : papa mein hu..
pathan"s Leave
Application:
Dear sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other
Husband in the family to look
after her,
Kindly grant me leave for 1 day on
Sunday!
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 2 page.