Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,
Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,
Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.
Guess What?
Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
Bush 2 Faraz
HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ
Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota, aur Humain jotton Ne Koota...!
Dil k mehmaan ban jaao
Aankhon k armaan ban jaao
Honton ki muskaan ban jaao
Oh
Aap ho
I am very sorry yaar tussi tay bas
Insaan ban jaao
kaisa lagta he jub barste pani me hawa ke jhoko ke sang khamoshi se chalte huye koi aapka haath tham ke hole se kah de...................................................................neeche gobar he zara dhyan se
Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.
Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.
Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.
Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya.
wah wah wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wwwwaaaaaaahhhh
Emotional Comedy!
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.
Pyar bhi kiya, Aitbar bhi kiya, Iqrar bhi kiya
Magar na Mila Pyaar, Na Aitbar, Na Izhar
Sirf mili Haar, Aur Jooton ki Maar.
Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?
Pathan Rajpoot: 4....
Teacher: Kon Kon Se?
Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!
aik phatan nay G. Knowledge qestion papaer banaya
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.
Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai
Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?
Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?
Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??
Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai??
TECH BIJILI KAHAN S ATI HAI STDNT MERE MAMOO K GHAR SE TEASH WO KESE STDENT JAB BIJILI JATI HA TO MERE PAPA KEHTE SAALON NA PHIR BIJILI BAND KAR DI
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Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,
Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.
Guess What?
Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
Bush 2 Faraz
HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ
Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota, aur Humain jotton Ne Koota...!
Dil k mehmaan ban jaao
Aankhon k armaan ban jaao
Honton ki muskaan ban jaao
Oh
Aap ho
I am very sorry yaar tussi tay bas
Insaan ban jaao
kaisa lagta he jub barste pani me hawa ke jhoko ke sang khamoshi se chalte huye koi aapka haath tham ke hole se kah de...................................................................neeche gobar he zara dhyan se
Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.
Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.
Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.
Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya.
wah wah wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wwwwaaaaaaahhhh
Emotional Comedy!
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.
Pyar bhi kiya, Aitbar bhi kiya, Iqrar bhi kiya
Magar na Mila Pyaar, Na Aitbar, Na Izhar
Sirf mili Haar, Aur Jooton ki Maar.
Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?
Pathan Rajpoot: 4....
Teacher: Kon Kon Se?
Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!
aik phatan nay G. Knowledge qestion papaer banaya
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.
Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai
Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?
Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?
Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??
Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai??
TECH BIJILI KAHAN S ATI HAI STDNT MERE MAMOO K GHAR SE TEASH WO KESE STDENT JAB BIJILI JATI HA TO MERE PAPA KEHTE SAALON NA PHIR BIJILI BAND KAR DI
There are 623 Sms in this category and 63 Pages and you are at 1 page.