Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes of the Day
Pakistani Melody Queen ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Indian: Hum Ne Apni Beauty Queen SANIYA MIRZA
Tumhary Shoaib Ko De
Ab Tum Hamary Salman Khan K Liye Kiya Do Ge?
Pakistani:
Melody Queen
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NASEBO LALL :-)
Category: Current Affairs SMS By: AsiM Email This
Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
"Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: AsiM Email This
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Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.
Chal hun Teri Vaari..
Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: king of sms Email This
Tang Kiya Nahi Karte ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Kabhi Kisi ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte,
Yun Fozol sms ya Miss call Diya Nahi Karte,
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis kardo,
Insani Cheezon se "Bandar" Khela Nahi Karte.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: king of sms Email This
Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Mere Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh Aye "Faraz"
Agar Main Ashiq Na Hota to Aaj JOHN CENA hota
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Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: SAYYAM Email This
Teri Zaat Mein YA RAB ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
"Fana" itna Ho Jaoon Main Teri Zaat Mein "YA RAB"
Jo Mujhko Dekh Le Usey Tujh Se Mohabbat Ho jaye....!!
Aaaameeeen Ya Rabbul A'lameen.
Category: Islamic SMS By: Wasiq Ansari Email This
Gulab Maarne par Responses ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab Maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh Laanat Begairta...
Category: Punjabi Funny SMS By: Send Free SMS Email This
Revised Edition Dictionary ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Revised Edition Of D Dictionary:
TC Bye= Shut Up N Gt Lost
Ahan= M So Not Interested
Hmm= Y R U Teling Me Dis
Lol= I Have Absolutely Nothing Else To Say. :-)
Category: English Funny SMS By: AsiM Email This
Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
(Golden Words)
Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...
[' Fittay Moo ']
Balke [ "Durr Fittay Mu" ]
Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: SAYYAM Email This
Tiger Biscuit Kha Rahe Thay ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Hum To Yunhi Tiger Biscuit Kha Rahe Thay Faraz,
Ek Larki Humain Bacha Samajh K Pappi De Gai.
Alllad D D D D...
:-)
Category: Kiss SMS By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz Email This
Toot Ker Unki Yaad Aayi ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Aaj Toot Ker Unki Yaad Aayi To Ehsaas howa Sagar!
Utar jayein jo dil mein wo log Bhulaey nahi Jatay.....
Category: Missing You SMS By: SMS Guru Email This
Sada Khushiyan Pao Tum ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Dua Yehi Hai Har pal Muskurao Tum.
Qadam jahan rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum.
Na aaey koi dard pas ap k.
Jisay Tum Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.
AAMEEN.
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS By: Dapper Email This
Cat Read Every Morning ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Q. Wat Does a Cat Read Every Morning?
A. Mews Paper.
Category: English Funny SMS By: tejas delouri Email This
Pait K Bal Sona Ghalat Hai ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Hazrat Abu Zar Ghaffari(R.A) Se Rewayat Hy:
K 1 Martaba HUZOOR (S.A.W.W.) Mery Pass Se Guzry
Aur Main Pait K Bal (Ulta Ho K) Laita Hua Tha.
To AAP(S.A.W.W.) Ne Apne QADAM MUBARAK Se Mujhe Hilaya
Aur Farmaya "YEH DOZKHIYON K LETNY KA TAREEQA HAI"
(Ibn E Maja)
Plz Tell 2 Othrz bcoz this Habbit is common Among Us!
Category: Islamic SMS By: Irfan Email This
Ramazan Aane Wala Hai ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
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Apna Future Dekh Lo,
Ramazan Aane Wala Hai.
Bhag Saktay ho to Bhag Jao.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS By: Funtoosh Email This
Pathan Ka Intazar Na Karo ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Principal: School Ka Time 8 Bajy ka hai
Aur tum 9:30 Bajy Q Aa Rahy Ho?
Pathan Student:
"O Yara Tum Hamara Intezar Mat Kiya Karo,
School Laga diya Karo. :-)
Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: mehwish khan Email This
Mujhse Shadi Karo Gi? ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Boy: Mujhse Shadi Karo Gi?
Girl: No
Boy: But Why?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gey.
Boy: Ghar Mein Kon Kon Hai.
Girl: 1 Husband Aur 3 Bachay. :-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS By: Funtoosh Email This
Make 2 Persons Happy ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Words 4 Life Time...
Try To Make At-least 2 Persons Happy In A Day...
But
Make Sure That One Of Them Is
YOURSELF... :-)
Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: AsiM Email This
Pakistani Melody Queen ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Indian: Hum Ne Apni Beauty Queen SANIYA MIRZA
Tumhary Shoaib Ko De
Ab Tum Hamary Salman Khan K Liye Kiya Do Ge?
Pakistani:
Melody Queen
.
.
.
.
.
NASEBO LALL :-)
Category: Current Affairs SMS By: AsiM Email This
Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
"Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
.
.
.
Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: AsiM Email This
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Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.
Chal hun Teri Vaari..
Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: king of sms Email This
Tang Kiya Nahi Karte ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Kabhi Kisi ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte,
Yun Fozol sms ya Miss call Diya Nahi Karte,
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis kardo,
Insani Cheezon se "Bandar" Khela Nahi Karte.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: king of sms Email This
Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Mere Jism Ko Kamzor Na Samajh Aye "Faraz"
Agar Main Ashiq Na Hota to Aaj JOHN CENA hota
[]-@-----@-[]
\('-')/
||
_/ \_
Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: SAYYAM Email This
Teri Zaat Mein YA RAB ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
"Fana" itna Ho Jaoon Main Teri Zaat Mein "YA RAB"
Jo Mujhko Dekh Le Usey Tujh Se Mohabbat Ho jaye....!!
Aaaameeeen Ya Rabbul A'lameen.
Category: Islamic SMS By: Wasiq Ansari Email This
Gulab Maarne par Responses ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab Maarne par Responses
English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
Punjabi Girl: Lakh Laanat Begairta...
Category: Punjabi Funny SMS By: Send Free SMS Email This
Revised Edition Dictionary ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Revised Edition Of D Dictionary:
TC Bye= Shut Up N Gt Lost
Ahan= M So Not Interested
Hmm= Y R U Teling Me Dis
Lol= I Have Absolutely Nothing Else To Say. :-)
Category: English Funny SMS By: AsiM Email This
Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
(Golden Words)
Agar Tum Kisi ko Chaho or Usay
Hasil na Kar Sako to...
[' Fittay Moo ']
Balke [ "Durr Fittay Mu" ]
Lakh Laanat Teri Aashqi Te.
Category: Urdu Text Insults By: SAYYAM Email This
Tiger Biscuit Kha Rahe Thay ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Hum To Yunhi Tiger Biscuit Kha Rahe Thay Faraz,
Ek Larki Humain Bacha Samajh K Pappi De Gai.
Alllad D D D D...
:-)
Category: Kiss SMS By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz Email This
Toot Ker Unki Yaad Aayi ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Aaj Toot Ker Unki Yaad Aayi To Ehsaas howa Sagar!
Utar jayein jo dil mein wo log Bhulaey nahi Jatay.....
Category: Missing You SMS By: SMS Guru Email This
Sada Khushiyan Pao Tum ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Dua Yehi Hai Har pal Muskurao Tum.
Qadam jahan rakho Wahan Khushiyan Pao Tum.
Na aaey koi dard pas ap k.
Jisay Tum Chaho Usko Sada Paas Pao Tum.
AAMEEN.
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS By: Dapper Email This
Cat Read Every Morning ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Q. Wat Does a Cat Read Every Morning?
A. Mews Paper.
Category: English Funny SMS By: tejas delouri Email This
Pait K Bal Sona Ghalat Hai ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Hazrat Abu Zar Ghaffari(R.A) Se Rewayat Hy:
K 1 Martaba HUZOOR (S.A.W.W.) Mery Pass Se Guzry
Aur Main Pait K Bal (Ulta Ho K) Laita Hua Tha.
To AAP(S.A.W.W.) Ne Apne QADAM MUBARAK Se Mujhe Hilaya
Aur Farmaya "YEH DOZKHIYON K LETNY KA TAREEQA HAI"
(Ibn E Maja)
Plz Tell 2 Othrz bcoz this Habbit is common Among Us!
Category: Islamic SMS By: Irfan Email This
Ramazan Aane Wala Hai ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
| | | | | |
| |('.')| |
| |/: :\| |
| | ] [ | |
Apna Future Dekh Lo,
Ramazan Aane Wala Hai.
Bhag Saktay ho to Bhag Jao.
Category: Ramadan Day SMS By: Funtoosh Email This
Pathan Ka Intazar Na Karo ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Principal: School Ka Time 8 Bajy ka hai
Aur tum 9:30 Bajy Q Aa Rahy Ho?
Pathan Student:
"O Yara Tum Hamara Intezar Mat Kiya Karo,
School Laga diya Karo. :-)
Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: mehwish khan Email This
Mujhse Shadi Karo Gi? ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Boy: Mujhse Shadi Karo Gi?
Girl: No
Boy: But Why?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gey.
Boy: Ghar Mein Kon Kon Hai.
Girl: 1 Husband Aur 3 Bachay. :-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS By: Funtoosh Email This
Make 2 Persons Happy ( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
Words 4 Life Time...
Try To Make At-least 2 Persons Happy In A Day...
But
Make Sure That One Of Them Is
YOURSELF... :-)
Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: AsiM Email This