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Fana itna Ho jaoon Teri Zaat Mein
"Fana" itna Ho jaoon Main Teri Zaat Mein "YA RAB"

Jo Mujhko Dekh Le Usey Tujh Se Mohabbat Ho jaye....!!

Aaaameeeen Ya Rabbul A'lameen

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

Wo Chand ka Chamakna
Wo Chand ka Chamakna,

Wo Masjido ka Sawarna,

Wo Musalmano ki Dhoom,

Ramzan is Coming Soon.....!

I'm da first who wish u "RAMZAAN"

Posted in Category: Ramadan Day SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses
Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!

Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta...

Posted in Category: Punjabi Funny SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

** Main ne MAA Se Kaha**
Main Ne MAA K Hatho Me Ek Siya Til Dekha aur MAA Se kha Ye Dulat Ka Til Ha,

Maa ne Apne Dono Hatho Me Mera ChehRa Thama Our Kaha

HAn

Dekho Mere DONO Hatho Me Kithni Dulat Hai...

Plz Love ur "MOTHER"

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Take Care Of Ur "Parents"

Posted in Category: Mothers Day SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

Height of cuteness
"Height of cuteness"

1,baccha apni maa se pitne ke baad apne papa se bola:"
papa tumhari biwi k sath ab mera guzara nhi ho sakta,mjhe meri biwi chahiye..;-)

Posted in Category: Family SMS-Jokes By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

“I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Posted in Category: Punjabi Funny SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

Apko 1 baar Hichki aye tu samajh lena
Apko 1 baar Hichki aye tu samajh lena
im remembring U,

2 baar aye tu
i want to meet U,

3 baar aye tu
i miss U,


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Pani pee lena
itna bhi koi farig nahi hota lolZz

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Lonely Heart On: Sunday, July 18, 2010

Naam-E-Mohammad
Kitna Piyara Hay Naam-E-Mohammad,

Jis Main Nukta Bhi Rab Ko Gawara Nahi,

Khud Khuda Ne NABI Say Ye Farma Diya,

Jo Tumhara Nahi Wo Hamara Nahi.

Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Rooman On: Monday, April 05, 2010